zeldathemes
Legend of Link
A wild Sex Lord Ghirahim appeared!
Hello! You'll probably be able to tell my fandoms from what I post (pretty much anything tbh) and I like to think that I'm sarcastic and sassy and a feminist. Ask me anything 'cause I don't bite and I get bored sometimes but sometimes I don't reply to asks so I'm sorrryyyy. Watch out for what I post 'cause I get in weird moods sometimes. I live in England (it's a terrible place, don't trust Harry Potter and all other movies set in England) and procrastinate immensely. That includes procrastinating on when to turn my PC on.
Btw, I have a queue set up in case I have to stay off tumblr for a while for whatever reason so I'm sorry if it runs out!! Sometimes I just need to take a break from the internet.

I am a cisgendered female and I use female pronouns. :)
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What I Type: Have to pee brb
What it really Means: I have probably been holding my piss for over an hour but I wanted to talk to you so I basically ignored bodily functions just to spend time with you and now if I don't move soon and rush to a bathroom I'm going to explode like a fire hydrant all over my chair.

kouaoi:

THE ANIME IS DOING SO GOOD LIKE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE

So, if people at Dashcon can raise 17k in 30 minutes to save their con…

mediocrity-at-its-finest:

can a couple people donate a couple dollars to me and my family? We’re losing our home and quite possibly all of our possessions because we’ll have nowhere to put them. That’s all I’m asking… 

http://www.gofundme.com/benchg

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

Bae: Come over.
Me: Can’t, I’m in the ball pit.
Bae: My parents aren't here.
Me: I literally just got an extra hour.
mizukisdick:

fUCK FUCKF UKFUCKF UK 

mizukisdick:

fUCK FUCKF UKFUCKF UK 

retrolizard:

Mizuki confirmed alcoholic

lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

kirshctein:

why did they chance the opening for haikyuu!! when i was just getting used to the first one wtf

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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enitari:

since my livestream premiere of the first DRAMAtical murder episode was so successful and so many people were interested in it, i’ve decided that i will livestream the premiere every sunday (IF I’M NOT WORKING)!  (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜
first of all, SPREAD THIS AROUND so more ppl will be able to see the premiere! i am paying for my premium account after all so it’d be cool if more ppl joined us! [triple backflips]
the episodes always premieres at 11:00AM (PST) Sundays, but my livestreams will start earlier most of the time so we can countdown together B) 
earlier, my livestreams were limited to only 50 viewers but NOT ANYMORE *puts on sunglasses* since im using twitch now so my viewer count is unlimited!
it will have english subs and it will be in HD
i will livestream every week (if i’m able to!!)
if u have any questions just ask me
FINALLY, here’s my LIVESTREAM LINK!!! ( ´・‿-)~

enitari:

since my livestream premiere of the first DRAMAtical murder episode was so successful and so many people were interested in it, i’ve decided that i will livestream the premiere every sunday (IF I’M NOT WORKING) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

  • first of all, SPREAD THIS AROUND 
    so more ppl will be able to see the premiere! i am paying for my premium account after all so it’d be cool if more ppl joined us! [triple backflips]
  • the episodes always premieres at 11:00AM (PST) Sundays, but my livestreams will start earlier most of the time so we can countdown together B) 
  • earlier, my livestreams were limited to only 50 viewers but NOT ANYMORE *puts on sunglasses* since im using twitch now so my viewer count is unlimited!
  • it will have english subs and it will be in HD
  • i will livestream every week (if i’m able to!!)
  • if u have any questions just ask me
  • FINALLY, here’s my LIVESTREAM LINK!!! ( ´・‿-)~

ididntknowaboutbarnes:

carryonmy-assbutt:

tiorickyaoi:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
  • over priced Freddo

-dashcon

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

snowingphoenix:

When you really fuck up the spelling of a word

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yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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